Saturday, July 22, 2006

Love it

I didn't know I was getting so (in)famous! I appreciate all the comments, even those intended to scathe, demoralize, or upset. I believe these give wonderful insight to true human nature.

I'm not dead. I haven't quit writing. I'm not trying to build suspense. The truth of the matter is that I've been working. Not in a restaurant, but at a large corporation. Unfortunately, this doesn't afford me the free time to write as often as before. In fact, I've had very little time to do anything besides eat, sleep, work, plan my wedding, and play summer baseball and softball.

I'll write again... check back once a month or so. In the meantime... let the comments, be they good, bad, or ugly, keep rolling in...

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perfect timing, Server. In a month's time my major exams will be over - what better way to relax than to read a new story? ;)

Steve said...

Hell, anticipation makes things sweeter.

Brad said...

So, how's that story that's coming soon developing?

Anonymous said...

Glad to know you're okay. I've enjoyed reading all the stories in the archive. Can't wait for the new ones!

briliantdonkey said...

welcome back. Glad you are okay.....work shmirkkk!

espie joans said...

youuuuuuuuuuuuu sonofabitch. < /arnold>

thought maybe you were in the hospital.

good that you are back, though I have to admit that the breaking of the suspense is a tad disappointing. the end of an era, you know?

Anonymous said...

lol, i knew he wasn't dead.

iaago said...

Glad you are back.

katy said...

glad you are back!!!
(and well)

Anonymous said...

So people have to wait a month for you to make up a story about being a waiter?

Sounds reasonable.

The Server said...

anonymous at 12:10am... If you had read through this whole blog, you would have seen that all of these stories are true. I said it then and I'll say it again- it's harder to make non-fiction interesting than it is to write fiction.

As far as not wanting to wait a month... well, you don't have to. You're the type of person who wonders why it takes 20 mins to cook a well-done porterhouse. You can get the hell out of my restaurant.

Thank you!

The Server

e-Fei said...

congrats about yr wedding!

Anonymous said...

Yes, someone who claims to have an Ivy league education still has some burning desire to be a waiter.

Like that really happens.

It's okay if you admit the stories are fictional. It's the internet.

Oh yeah, it will never be "your" restaurant. If it was "your" restaurant than you wouldn't be groveling for 12% tips and crying about how unfair life is when you think anything under 20% is unacceptable.

Have fun making up more stories! I can't wait for em!

Anonymous said...

hey! congratulations on your wedding!! =D

looking forward to your next post.

Anonymous said...

Go fuck yourself. This is the last time I'm checking this page. You should be beaten with your own keyboard. Die!

puffkin said...

"I've had very little time to do anything besides eat, sleep, work, plan my wedding, and play summer baseball and softball."

Oh, you poor fucking thing...

Little Penguin said...

Just the pure entertainment from the comments section will keep me coming back...
Glad you are alive and well Server.

hungryhungryhitler said...

The comments here are a LOT better than waiterrant. Over there it's either a marriage proposal to waiter or an offer to slurp down his man-seed. Boring.

Don't be in any hurry, server. We have fun while you're gone.

Anonymous said...

Waiterrant has a book deal. Man, how much will that book suck? Of course, I'd never leave this comment on his blog. I'd hate to break up his party of fawning sycophants.

Brad #1 said...

Ya'll are just jealous that you don't have the following that this (former) server has, nor do you have the writing talent that he posesses.

It is quite entertaing though, to see you bumble around on here as a bunch of anonymous trolls.

Let us know when you get out from underneath your parent's wings and graduate from college. I'd like to hear about your "tough" office jobs then.

Grow up and realize that some people have more of a life than writing a blog for you to read every other day.

I'm on here because I'm winding down from my tireless job and drinking a beer that I bought for myself with my own real ID, not a fakie that I stole from an older brother.

BunGirl said...

Waiter Rant is my favorite, but your a close second! Great job!!!!!!!!

Ranter said...

Good on you Server. Congratulations on your wedding. I'm reading through your archives now and the stories are always entertaining!

Anonymous said...

yes, I had given up..even removed ya from my favs..little voice said to take a peek..little voice is good! welcome back! glad all is well..busy, but well!!

Anonymous said...

wow i think what you write is great. it makes me know that some of us can see the crazies from our side of things.
from the front lines
FOH

Eggy said...

Hey there was no email on the blog so I had to comment.., anyways I was wondering if you wanted to link swap, my blog is >

www.eggysblog.com

I have a link to you from there.

I love your stories :D